“One day she came in and we started rolling our eyes, preparing ourselves for an afternoon of her mooching off potential employees. But before I could say anything, she held her hand up as she walked by and said, ‘I need to use the restroom first.’
“Fine with me.
“So she went in, and a few moments later, we started to hear this muffled whooping noise. It was really soft at first, like’‘whup, whooo-up, whup-p-p-p-,’ but it soon turned into wet snorting followed by ‘hrugh, ghurhg, hgurgh’ and an aggravated hissing noise. By this point, the customers sitting near the bathroom started shooting concerned glances in our direction, so I went and got our poor manager, who was on break, to tell him what was going on. He came out to hear the toilet flush and her stomping around the bathroom like a horse.