With incredibly low prices and surprisingly good snacks, we’ve never met an item at the Costco food court that we didn’t like. Of course, while they might all be the perfect snacks for browsing eight-gallon jars of mayonnaise, there’s definitely a hierarchy to the Costco menu.
Here’s the definitive ranking of every single item at the Costco food court, from worst to best. The mocha freeze is the one and only item on the menu that you should actually skip, Unless you feel like a distressingly chewy blended coffee “drink” that doesn’t actually taste like coffee. Instead of one of those creamy, dreamy blended coffee drinks you get at the coffee shops, this frozen abomination is more like a mocha Otter Pop, a little too crunchy, a little too icy, and little too watery, peppered with the occasional hit of way too sweet chocolate syrup.
The only saving grace is that it’s $2.99 for a 16-ounce coffee, which makes it good in a pinch if you’re absolutely desperate for a caffeine fix. Watch the video to see more of every item at the Costco food court ranked from worst to best.